Now how many of you can relate to this?

Okay, so I admit, this is old. No fresh stuff here, as I’ve used this before on my Myspace blog, for those of you who have read or subscribe to that one. However, I know many of you haven’t seen it and I wanted to post something cute. My problem was that I couldn’t remember the site I got this off of, which is why I have to post the one I’ve already used. Here it is:

If College Students Wrote the Bible

The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning–cold.
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The Ten Commandments would actually be only five–double-spaced and written in a large font.
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New edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
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Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.
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Paul’s letter to the Romans would become Paul’s email to abuse@romans.gov.
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Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.
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Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: they didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
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Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
Now, if that isn’t creative, I don’t know what is. . .
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