Affair

 

smiley faceMy dad has been in a joke-telling kick lately.  One of the jokes he found happened to be funny (trust me, that is not always the case!) so I thought I’d share it:

Two women meet at the gates of heaven
1st woman:howd you die?
2nd woman:froze to death, you?
1st woman:Heart attack, I thought my husband was having an affair so I ran all around the house looking for the woman and when I couldnt find her I was so worn out I had a heart attack and died.
2nd woman: You should have checked the freezer then we’d both still be alive

LOL,
Em

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One Response

  1. hilarious, definitely made me laugh!

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